Wacky vandalism I just had to clean up in Wikipedia's entry for Vincent Persichetti:
It is also worth noting that at age 42, Persichetti battled a werewolf and was victorious. He often told this story during his life, saying "If I you ever have a choice between pursuing a career in music or fighting a werefwolf, flip a coin."
Funny, but I'm watching you 69.121.211.44.